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EmmaMcG

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THE FRIDAY JOKE

I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my girlfriend say she wanted to go to see The Monkees tribute band in Switzerland.

Then I saw her face - now I’m in Geneva.
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Reply #1 posted 02/28/20 2:55am

PANDURITO

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smile Clever

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Reply #2 posted 02/28/20 7:45am

Pokeno4Money

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Forgive my denseness, but I don't get it. lol

"Never let nasty stalkers disrespect you. They start shit, you finish it. Go down to their level, that's the only way they'll understand. You have to handle things yourself."
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Reply #3 posted 02/28/20 7:57am

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Pokeno4Money said:

Forgive my denseness, but I don't get it. lol


The Monkees did a song (written by Neil Diamond BTW) called "I'm A Believer."

I thought love was only true in fairy tales

Meant for someone else but not for me

Love was out to get me

That's the way it seemed

Disappointment haunted all my dreams

Then I saw her face … now I'm a believer

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

I'm in love … oooh
I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried.




[Edited 2/28/20 7:59am]

We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #4 posted 02/28/20 8:01am

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Genesia said:

Pokeno4Money said:

Forgive my denseness, but I don't get it. lol


The Monkees did a song (written by Neil Diamond BTW) called "I'm A Believer."

I thought love was only true in fairy tales

Meant for someone else but not for me

Love was out to get me

That's the way it seemed

Disappointment haunted all my dreams

Then I saw her face … now I'm a believer

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

I'm in love … oooh
I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried.


Ohhhh ... thank you! I was aware of the song, but didn't put 2 and 2 together. lol

"Never let nasty stalkers disrespect you. They start shit, you finish it. Go down to their level, that's the only way they'll understand. You have to handle things yourself."
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Reply #5 posted 02/28/20 8:44am

EmmaMcG

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Pokeno4Money said:

Forgive my denseness, but I don't get it. lol



You are NOT forgiven.


Oh ok then. You're forgiven.
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Reply #6 posted 02/28/20 8:48am

S2DG

I used to be addicted to the hokie pokie...but then I turned myself around.

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Reply #7 posted 02/28/20 8:53am

Pokeno4Money

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EmmaMcG said:

Pokeno4Money said:

Forgive my denseness, but I don't get it. lol

You are NOT forgiven. Oh ok then. You're forgiven.


hug

"Never let nasty stalkers disrespect you. They start shit, you finish it. Go down to their level, that's the only way they'll understand. You have to handle things yourself."
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Reply #8 posted 02/28/20 8:56am

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My friend told me he felt sad because he didn't know the lyrics to "YMCA".

I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down".

The second and third wave of the Spanish flu were far worse than the first wave.
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Reply #9 posted 02/28/20 9:26am

PANDURITO

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lol

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Reply #10 posted 02/28/20 9:27am

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lol razz

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Rolling Stones songs.

I told her - you can't always get what you want.

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #11 posted 02/28/20 9:30am

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S2DG said:

I used to be addicted to the hokie pokie...but then I turned myself around.

lol

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting

him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in - then the trouble started!!!


(it's the Hokey Cokey in the UK)

The second and third wave of the Spanish flu were far worse than the first wave.
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Reply #12 posted 02/28/20 2:28pm

S2DG

maplenpg said:

S2DG said:

I used to be addicted to the hokie pokie...but then I turned myself around.

lol

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting

him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in - then the trouble started!!!


(it's the Hokey Cokey in the UK)



falloff



Today I learned it's called the hokey cokey in the UK

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Reply #13 posted 03/06/20 9:41am

RJOrion

cheer up, Sleepy Jean
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Reply #14 posted 03/06/20 9:42am

EmmaMcG

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I've been prescribed anti-gloating cream.

I can't wait to rub it in.
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Reply #15 posted 03/06/20 6:22pm

kpowers

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thumbs up! falloff

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Reply #16 posted 03/07/20 12:14am

S2DG

I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

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Reply #17 posted 03/13/20 2:25pm

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S2DG said:

I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.



lol

Misinformation Kills
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Reply #18 posted 03/13/20 2:26pm

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EmmaMcG said:

I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my girlfriend say she wanted to go to see The Monkees tribute band in Switzerland. Then I saw her face - now I’m in Geneva.




giggle

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Reply #19 posted 03/13/20 10:20pm

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biggrin lol lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #20 posted 03/14/20 12:53pm

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The Monkees are/were happy and brilliant guys. Also, Michael's mother invented WhiteOut, which made her a large chunk of dough.

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Reply #21 posted 03/15/20 7:31pm

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7thday said:

The Monkees are/were happy and brilliant guys. Also, Michael's mother invented WhiteOut, which made her a large chunk of dough.

which he inherited nod





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Reply #22 posted 03/15/20 11:45pm

RJOrion

"Daydream Believer" is truly one of the greatest songs in the history of pop music..they were a big part of the soundtrack of my early youth...uderrated performers.. Davy Jones swag was off the charts... i used to love The Monkees tv show as a very little boy
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Reply #23 posted 03/16/20 2:53am

EmmaMcG

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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
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Reply #24 posted 03/17/20 3:31pm

S2DG

EmmaMcG said:

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.



The joke is alright but I'm laughing more at the fact that Gloria Gaynor is still alive.... falloff

She's on tic tok doing her part fighting the corona virus - https://www.youtube.com/w...QtXAo8pICg

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Reply #25 posted 03/17/20 3:40pm

S2DG

Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A hippo is big and heavy and a zippo is a little lighter.

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Reply #26 posted 03/17/20 6:28pm

EmmaMcG

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S2DG said:



EmmaMcG said:


I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.



The joke is alright but I'm laughing more at the fact that Gloria Gaynor is still alive.... falloff

She's on tic tok doing her part fighting the corona virus - https://www.youtube.com/w...QtXAo8pICg



It never even occurred to me that someone could see that joke and think she was actually dead. I just like the wordplay of the joke.
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Reply #27 posted 03/17/20 6:29pm

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S2DG said:



EmmaMcG said:


I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.



The joke is alright but I'm laughing more at the fact that Gloria Gaynor is still alive.... falloff

She's on tic tok doing her part fighting the corona virus - https://www.youtube.com/w...QtXAo8pICg



Speaking of the coronavirus, did you hear that last weekend, John Travolta thought he had it?

Turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.
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Reply #28 posted 03/17/20 9:54pm

S2DG

EmmaMcG said:

S2DG said:



The joke is alright but I'm laughing more at the fact that Gloria Gaynor is still alive.... falloff

She's on tic tok doing her part fighting the corona virus - https://www.youtube.com/w...QtXAo8pICg

Speaking of the coronavirus, did you hear that last weekend, John Travolta thought he had it? Turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.


Well she's 70 so it's not out of the realm of possibility. hmmm


lol




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Reply #29 posted 03/21/20 12:58pm

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So a top racehorse trots into a bar, very upset because the Kentucky Derby was postponed due to the Coronavirus.

The bartender takes one look at the visibly sad horse, and asks "Why the long face?"

"Never let nasty stalkers disrespect you. They start shit, you finish it. Go down to their level, that's the only way they'll understand. You have to handle things yourself."
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