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Thread started 01/02/18 6:42am

RodeoSchro

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Iran is going through some stuff right now


You may have noticed that our genius president started off 2018 by blaming President Obama for the current upheaval in Iran. Citizens there have taken to the streets to protest conditions, and many have been killed.

According to our genius president, this is all President Obama's fault. Why? Because President Obama just GAVE AWAY $500 bajillion dollars to Iran when he also gave Iran nuclear weapons in that deal that our genius president promised he would unwind on Day Number One (actually, our genius president re-certified it on Day Number Two or so).

The good people of Iran (paraphrasing our genius president here) got mad because none of those 500 bajillion dollars made down to the hoi polloi. Instead, fat cats just got fatter. (Remind you of anywhere else?)

But our genius president is praising the "very fine people, on both sides" over there in Iran...or something like that. He seems to be happy about civil unrest towards Iran's hard-line rulers.

What seems to have escaped our genius president is that maybe....just MAYBE...President Obama was playing five-dimensional chess when he gave Iran an entire nuclear arsenal (that's what he did, right? Fox News seems to think so). Perhaps it's just possible that President Obama knew those 500 bajillion dollars would never make it to the Joe Six-Packs in Iran (none of whom are named "Joe" or drink "Six Packs"). It could be that President Obama knew that his Great Nuclear Giveaway of 2015 would actually: (a) give the world a way to keep Iran's nuclear ambitions under check; and (2) foment unrest among the populace, thus moving Iran more to the center.

I breathlessly await our genius president being told of this on a future episode of "Fox and Friends". Hopefully before he stars World War III.

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Reply #1 posted 01/02/18 9:01am

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Rodeo, you get everything wrong. The unrest is a good thing. Means it is possible to unseat bad governments. The deaths are awful but it could lead to better days or not. Israel loves it though.

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Reply #2 posted 01/02/18 10:08am

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Dude, I am never wrong. Your New Year's Resolution was supposed to be "Agree with Rodeo on everything". Which, actually, you did although I guess you didn't realize it. Therefore, perhaps amend your New Year's Resolution to "Agree with Rodeo on everything and never question it. Trust Rodeo".

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Reply #3 posted 01/02/18 10:17am

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2freaky4church1 said:

Rodeo, you get everything wrong. The unrest is a good thing. Means it is possible to unseat bad governments. The deaths are awful but it could lead to better days or not. Israel loves it though.



I'd like to know the percentage rate that strategy works. Seems so hit and miss a lot of times.

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Reply #4 posted 01/03/18 7:36am

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I poltical scientist said if 3.4 percent of the country protests governments can be overthrown.

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Reply #5 posted 01/03/18 12:01pm

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2freaky4church1 said:

I poltical scientist said if 3.4 percent of the country protests governments can be overthrown.



I'm just thinking what's the percentage of the alternative doing the country well. Seems in so many cases the new person is just as bad or worse for the country. Not saying it shouldn't be done, just maybe also take a look at a missing factor if there is one.

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