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Thread started 05/11/18 6:58am

KingBAD

"Jerome.... feelin kinda right..." stop me at 20

I don't trust anything that bleeds

for five days and doesn't die. you know?
I like work. It fascinates me.

I sit and look at it for hours.
I should've known it wasn't going to

work out between my ex-wife and me.

After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
I always take life with a grain of salt,

...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Never hit a man with glasses.

Hit him with a baseball bat.

stop me if you heard this one...
There's a fine line between cuddling and

holding someone down so they can't get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
When tempted to fight fire with fire,

remember that the Fire Department

usually uses water.
You are such a good friend that

if we were on a sinking ship together and

there was only one life jacket...

I'd miss you heaps and think of you often... i would
Soooooooooooo

I got in a fight one time

with a really big guy, and he said,

"I'm going to mop the floor with your face."

I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"

I said, "Well,

you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Knowledge is power,

and power corrupts.

So study hard and be evil.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
To be sure of hitting the target,

shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
A bargain is something you don't need

at a price you can't resist.
Some people hear voices..

Some see invisible people..

Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A TV can insult your intelligence,

but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

"that's 20 King..."

lol lol lol lol lol

[Edited 5/11/18 6:59am]

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 05/11/18 10:28am

XxAxX

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lol

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Reply #2 posted 05/12/18 8:05pm

KingBAD

XxAxX said:

lol

i think it was too much for their widdle heads...

ah,,, the day of the short attention span...

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #3 posted 05/13/18 9:56am

purplethunder3
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The world is done...
But you don't have to be.
Darkness gathers around the light...
Hold on, hold on...
There is a Light--don't let it go out!
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Reply #4 posted 05/13/18 11:05am

KingBAD

purplethunder3121 said:

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lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #5 posted 05/13/18 12:09pm

RodeoSchro

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KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

lol

i think it was too much for their widdle heads...

ah,,, the day of the short attention span...



falloff

I was at secret rock and roll gigs all weekend with no internet. But lots of music!

Second Funkiest White Man in America

P&R's paladin
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Reply #6 posted 05/14/18 1:09pm

KingBAD

RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

i think it was too much for their widdle heads...

ah,,, the day of the short attention span...



falloff

I was at secret rock and roll gigs all weekend with no internet. But lots of music!

lol lol lol lol lol

this joint is a ghost town

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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