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Thread started 09/06/17 4:40am

deebee

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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

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A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.

The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

Mr Smith, who is raising funds to fix his broken window, wrote that he was on a Tinder date with the woman and they went back to the shared house he lives in.

"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."

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[Image: After the fire service had "composed themselves," Mr Smith said they set to work freeing his date from the window.]

He said the woman went to the toilet and when she came back she had a "panicked look in her eye" and told him what she had done.

He said the toilet window opened into a narrow gap separated by another double glazed window.


"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.


He went to find a hammer to smash the window, but she decided to "climb in head first" after the "offending package" and became jammed.


"I was starting to grow concerned, so I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work removing her from the window."

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[Image: Liam Smith relived the post-Nando's incident in a BBC interview]

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[Image: The "offending package" was trapped between two "non-opening" double glazed windows]


Although the woman was rescued unharmed, Mr Smith said his bathroom window was destroyed.


"I'm not complaining, they did what they had to do," he said.


"Problem is, I've been quoted north of £300 to replace the window and as a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget."


Mr Smith originally set a crowdfunding target of £200, but has already raised more than £1,200.


He said he and his date had decided to split the extra cash between two charities, one supporting firefighters and another that builds and maintains flushing toilets in developing countries.


Unsurprisingly, the woman does not want to be named but Mr Smith said he had seen her since and "who knows what the future holds".


"We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one. But we got on very very well and she's a lovely girl," he said.


"And we've already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first."


Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed it had received a call and freed a woman trapped between external and double glazing.


It also confirmed that a "window was broken in the process".

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news...l-41167296

[Edited 9/6/17 9:44am]

"Not everything that is faced can be changed; but nothing can be changed until it is faced." - James Baldwin
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Reply #1 posted 09/06/17 7:36am

poppys

falloff the photos really make it.

Kick the old-school joints. For the true funk soldiers.
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Reply #2 posted 09/06/17 7:36am

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This story is fun to recite to people. I could barely explain it to my roommate without cracking up... AND THEN.... AND THEN...

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I love that the girl was a confident gymnast that literally got stuck in a shitty situation.

if it was just a dream, call me a dreamer 2
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Reply #3 posted 09/06/17 7:46am

Cloudbuster

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Talk about a shitty date. lol

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Reply #4 posted 09/06/17 9:22am

IstenSzek

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smile


and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #5 posted 09/06/17 1:16pm

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Another reason why it's imperative to have some understanding of how plumbing works.


This could all have been avoided if she did.

(*most likely)

"Damn Dolores, pick another subject, please...introduce the carpet to something other than your knees...."
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Reply #6 posted 09/06/17 2:43pm

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Shit was big i guess. lol lol lol

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Reply #7 posted 09/06/17 3:30pm

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He took her to Nandos. lol

I get that's not the point but it adds value.

Best "How I met your mother" story ever.
If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #8 posted 09/06/17 3:38pm

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lust said:

He took her to Nandos. lol I get that's not the point but it adds value. Best "How I met your mother" story ever.

What a story to tell your sons or grandsons.

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Reply #9 posted 09/06/17 6:20pm

XxAxX

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so she was a kind of crappy date?

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Reply #10 posted 09/06/17 7:24pm

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Who the hell poops on afirst date? lol

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Reply #11 posted 09/06/17 9:19pm

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Cloudbuster said:

Talk about a shitty date. lol


lol

I wouldn't have put up with that crap.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #12 posted 09/07/17 3:42am

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poppys said:

falloff the photos really make it.

They really do. The top one is comedy gold. lol

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Reply #13 posted 09/07/17 3:43am

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2045RadicalMattZ said:

Another reason why it's imperative to have some understanding of how plumbing works.


This could all have been avoided if she did.

(*most likely)

Bodily or household?

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Reply #14 posted 09/07/17 3:45am

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LittleBLUECorvette said:

Who the hell poops on afirst date? lol

When ya gotta go.....

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Reply #15 posted 09/07/17 3:46am

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lust said:

He took her to Nandos. lol I get that's not the point but it adds value. Best "How I met your mother" story ever.

They ate heartily, it would seem.

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Reply #16 posted 09/07/17 4:12am

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PurpleJedi said:

Cloudbuster said:

Talk about a shitty date. lol


lol

I wouldn't have put up with that crap.


lol

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Reply #17 posted 09/07/17 5:20am

ThisOne

I think they both have a great future in doing blocked drain commercials

Seriously how come no one from a plumbing or plunger company thought of sourcing them!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

There is a shit load of $$$$$ 2 b made!!!
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Reply #18 posted 09/07/17 11:31am

2045RadicalMat
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Feces in the window.....


.....watching you.

"Damn Dolores, pick another subject, please...introduce the carpet to something other than your knees...."
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Reply #19 posted 09/07/17 10:23pm

maplenpg

deebee said:



poppys said:


falloff the photos really make it.



They really do. The top one is comedy gold. lol


It's the line 'after the firefighters had composed themselves that gets me lol
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Reply #20 posted 09/08/17 10:44am

maplenpg

Just seen it in Pidgin. Brilliant!

https://www.bbc.com/pidgi...a-41184813

UK: Poo-poo wey trap woman wen come play love.

British student, Liam Smith meet woman for Internet wey im wan friend, but di first waka dem do together come end with fire service, over poo-poo matter.

Watch how Mr Smith describe wetin happen when di woman poo-poo, and toilet begin do stubborn-head, no gree flush

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Reply #21 posted 09/08/17 4:06pm

poppys

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Just seen it in Pidgin. Brilliant!

https://www.bbc.com/pidgi...a-41184813

UK: Poo-poo wey trap woman wen come play love.

British student, Liam Smith meet woman for Internet wey im wan friend, but di first waka dem do together come end with fire service, over poo-poo matter.

Watch how Mr Smith describe wetin happen when di woman poo-poo, and toilet begin do stubborn-head, no gree flush

omfg jean-youss at werk!

Kick the old-school joints. For the true funk soldiers.
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Reply #22 posted 09/09/17 3:22am

deebee

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maplenpg said:

Just seen it in Pidgin. Brilliant!

https://www.bbc.com/pidgi...a-41184813

UK: Poo-poo wey trap woman wen come play love.

British student, Liam Smith meet woman for Internet wey im wan friend, but di first waka dem do together come end with fire service, over poo-poo matter.

Watch how Mr Smith describe wetin happen when di woman poo-poo, and toilet begin do stubborn-head, no gree flush

Oh lord.... lol

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Reply #23 posted 09/09/17 5:29am

anc282

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Throwin' shit around." This woman took the shit... oh, bad choice of words... literally.

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Reply #24 posted 09/09/17 9:49am

poppys

Little sub plot: Where exactly would the contraband have landed if all went according to plan? tp

Kick the old-school joints. For the true funk soldiers.
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Reply #25 posted 09/10/17 2:28pm

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poppys said:

Little sub plot: Where exactly would the contraband have landed if all went according to plan? tp

eek eek

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