independent and unofficial
Prince fan community site
Sat 23rd Sep 2017 6:22pm
Welcome! Sign up or enter username and password to remember me
Forum jump
Forums > General Discussion > IMMA RAISE YO CONSCIOUSNESS!!!
« Previous topic  Next topic »
  New topic   Printable     (Log in to 'subscribe' to this topic)
Author

Tweet     Share

Message
Thread started 07/07/17 9:02am

KingBAD

IMMA RAISE YO CONSCIOUSNESS!!!

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

------------------------------------------------------------------

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

------------------------------------------------------------------


It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

------------------------------------------------------------------

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. **

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up."

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naïve spelled backwards? Think about it...

------------------------------------------------------------------------

The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #1 posted 07/07/17 9:40am

RodeoSchro

avatar

biggrin

Second Funkiest White Man in America

P&R's paladin
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #2 posted 07/07/17 10:11am

HuMpThAnG

avatar

BADD!!! cool

  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #3 posted 07/07/17 11:49am

XxAxX

avatar

TGIF! thank you for the jokes KingBAD lol

  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #4 posted 07/07/17 4:39pm

purplethunder3
121

avatar

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Related imageRelated image

lol Happy Friday!

Free your mind...and your ass will follow.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #5 posted 07/07/17 5:10pm

morningsong

avatar

KingBAD said:

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

------------------------------------------------------------------

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

------------------------------------------------------------------


It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

------------------------------------------------------------------

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. **

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up."

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naïve spelled backwards? Think about it...

------------------------------------------------------------------------

The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------



Ultimate true-isms that made me laugh. lol


“Do I dare Disturb the universe?”
― T.S. Eliot

“Only by acceptance of the past, can you alter it”
― T.S. Eliot
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #6 posted 07/07/17 5:10pm

morningsong

avatar

purplethunder3121 said:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Related imageRelated image

lol Happy Friday!



HA! That's so nutty.


“Do I dare Disturb the universe?”
― T.S. Eliot

“Only by acceptance of the past, can you alter it”
― T.S. Eliot
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #7 posted 07/08/17 7:35am

Lammastide

avatar

Not sure why, but I find the thread title as funny as these aphorisms. smile Thanks for both.

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #8 posted 07/08/17 8:05am

Cloudbuster

avatar

  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #9 posted 07/08/17 9:15am

TheOriginalBro
thaFiness

What is reality? A system designed to confuse you... Nothing is real

  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #10 posted 07/08/17 10:12am

Cloudbuster

avatar

And nothing to get hung about.

  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #11 posted 07/08/17 9:14pm

KingBAD

Cloudbuster said:

And nothing to get hung about.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #12 posted 07/14/17 5:10am

XxAxX

avatar

Cloudbuster said:

And nothing to get hung about.

strawberry fields forever nod

  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #13 posted 07/21/17 1:07am

Cloudbuster

avatar

XxAxX said:

Cloudbuster said:

And nothing to get hung about.


strawberry fields forever nod


And ever. nod

  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
  New topic   Printable     (Log in to 'subscribe' to this topic)
« Previous topic  Next topic »
Forums > General Discussion > IMMA RAISE YO CONSCIOUSNESS!!!